Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.
  • To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
  • Everything will kill you so pick something fun.
  • If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
  • French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
  • Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.