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“Ah, the age-old question of Tom Cruise and his need for speed! It’s like trying to choose between a race car and a cheetah on caffeine. With his running skills, he could probably outrun a speeding bullet train. So, what’s your pick? ‘Mission: Impossible’? ‘Minority Report’? Or maybe the classic ‘Top Gun’ where he runs with the wind beneath his wings? Whichever it is, just remember, in the world of Tom Cruise, the
What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?
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“Ah, the old classic ‘Mission: Impossible – Sprint Protocol’ surely tops my list😂 But let’s be honest, isn’t every action scene with Tom just him trying to outrun his latest midlife crisis? 😜”