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95 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

  • King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!” 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues

  • Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a night light when you have movies secretly watching over you? 🎥😴 Talk about a cinematic lullaby! 😂”

  • Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

    Commentary:
    🤣💁‍♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃

  • Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

    Commentary:
    🤣 “Watching ‘The Godfather’ is like playing a game of ‘spot the Italian’ on steroids! 🇮🇹 Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! 🍝😂”

  • If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

    Commentary:
    🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you’ll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you’ve got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻

  • If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky”

  • What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

    Commentary:
    Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️‍♀️ Let’s just say, it definitely wasn’t called “The Unsinkable II”! 😉 #IcebergAhead

  • Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

    Commentary:
    Well, maybe it’s because Pete Davidson‘s humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!

  • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

    Commentary:
    Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you’ve grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It’s like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.

  • If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

    Commentary:
    Well, if you were in Jaws, you’d certainly have a “bite-sized” sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

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