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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Breaking via Telegram:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Just shared via X:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Going viral on X:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

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2 days ago
Share →: There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Commentary:
Rolling credits and giggles, because even ghosts need a blooper reel 😂👻🎬
4 days ago
Share →: The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Commentary:
Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
5 days ago
Share →: If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails
5 days ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
5 days ago
Share →: Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Commentary:
Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
7 days ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
1 week ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Commentary:
Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣
1 week ago
Share →: They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Commentary:
Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
1 week ago
Share →: Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Commentary:
Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth
2 weeks ago
Share →: Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Freshly posted on X:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Breaking via TikTok:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Seen just now on Reddit:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Just landed via Facebook:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Broadcasted on X:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Going viral on Pinterest:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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