186 funny movie quotes - Wordgag

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

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My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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