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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Just landed via Discord:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Making waves on Twitch:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Making waves on Facebook:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

Trending via YouTube:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Spotted on Messenger:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

186 Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes capture the best of cinematic humor and memorable lines! 🎬😂 From iconic one-liners to hilarious scenes, these quotes bring the comedy of our favorite films into everyday life. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the unforgettable moments that make movies so entertaining! 😄🍿

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Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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Unpopular opinion: Greek mythology needs more live-action movies. I’m tired of re-watching Percy Jackson.

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My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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76 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

60 shares on Threads this month:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

19 shares on Threads this month:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Just shared via Twitch:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Spotted on Discord:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Broadcasted on X:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Going viral on Discord:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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