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β€œA healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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