Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It was me, I let the dogs out.
  • If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.
  • My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.
  • Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?
  • The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.