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  • My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.
  • There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
  • Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.
  • I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.
  • Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.