Funny Baby Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Parenthood! 👶😂

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

2 days ago2 days ago

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 days ago3 days ago

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

3 days ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

4 days ago4 days ago

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

4 days ago4 days ago

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

4 days ago4 days ago

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

4 days ago4 days ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

4 days ago4 days ago

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

4 days ago4 days ago

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

5 days ago5 days ago

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

5 days ago5 days ago

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

5 days ago5 days ago

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

5 days ago5 days ago

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

5 days ago5 days ago

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

5 days ago

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

6 days ago6 days ago

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

6 days ago6 days ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

7 days ago7 days ago

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

1 week ago1 week ago

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

1 week ago1 week ago

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

1 week ago1 week ago

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

1 week ago1 week ago

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

1 week ago1 week ago

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

1 week ago1 week ago

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

1 week ago1 week ago

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

1 week ago1 week ago

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

3 weeks ago