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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
105 Funny baby quotes
Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
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Naming her 'Cafeteria' means she'll always serve up a full plate of sass 🍽️😄
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.
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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
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Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈
Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.
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Babies need an off switch like TVs 🎛️📺 Just click, and they're snoozing! 😴😆
I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.
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Proof that babies are the original mic drop artists 🎤👶✨
People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.
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My baby didn't pull an all-nighter listening to lo-fi beats, but they've dropped some sick beats at 3 AM 😂🎶👶
Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.
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Just when you thought AI couldn't predict the future, it's already labeling babies as future tech geniuses! 🤖👶😂