Funny baby quotes

Funny baby quotes offer a delightful glimpse into the adorable and unpredictable world of infants! 👶😂 From unexpected outbursts to charmingly silly moments, these quotes capture the humor and joy that come with having a little one around. Get ready to smile at the cuteness and comedy of baby life! 😄🍼

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

Funny Quotes August 28, 2024

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Funny Quotes August 5, 2024

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Funny Quotes August 5, 2024

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Funny Quotes August 5, 2024

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Funny Quotes July 28, 2024

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Funny Quotes July 22, 2024

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Funny Quotes July 15, 2024