My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I'm a circle.

Commentary:
“Looks like I’m not just a wonderful human being, I’m also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I’m shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves”

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