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  • No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.
  • They expect me to work at work.
  • Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.
  • What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.
  • Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’
  • Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.