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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
257 Funny tell quotes
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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I tune in for the "Good evening" but stay for the "Why is it chaos again?" 😂📺
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 7 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.
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When getting ghosted leads to surprise gifts in the mail 😂📦
My superpower is that I can tell you 20 stories while only trying to tell you 1.
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When I start talking, it's like Netflix autoplay for stories—no subscription required! 😂📚
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
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They're judging, but I've got my X-ray vision on, so who's the real hero here? 🦸♂️👀🔍
I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.
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Looks like the previous writer left the character in "uh-oh" mode, and the new writer's here for "damage control" duty! 😅✍️📚
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
Commentary:
Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫
I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for a rustic coffee shop in the woods with hug-only seating! ☕🌲🤗