Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.