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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Seen just now on Slack:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Spotted on Threads:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Making waves on X:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Spotted on Snapchat:

About to form my very first opinion.

Trending via Slack:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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326 Funny dating quotes

Funny dating quotes add a playful twist to the often unpredictable world of romance! 💘😂 From humorous takes on first dates to witty observations about dating adventures, these quotes capture the lighter side of finding love. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the comedy in your dating journey! 😄💕

New funny dating quotes 👇

2 hours ago
Share →: I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Commentary:
Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
3 hours ago
Share →: Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉
6 hours ago
Share →: You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Commentary:
That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
1 day ago
Share →: People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Commentary:
I've got a hook, line, and sinker for that elusive salmon, but they keep ghosting me for the deep blue! 🎣🐟😂
4 days ago
Share →: If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Commentary:
Guess I need to turn up my bestfriending game—time to start planning a fake romantic getaway! 😂👫💕
6 days ago
Share →: I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Commentary:
Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️
1 week ago
Share →: If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Commentary:
Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴
1 week ago
Share →: Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Commentary:
When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
1 week ago
Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Commentary:
Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
1 week ago
Share →: “You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Commentary:
Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! 😂🍕📵

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Seen just now on X:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Making waves on Discord:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Spotted on X:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Just landed via X:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Just shared via Messenger:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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