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When your story is so captivating that even crickets take a coffee break ☕️🦗 #FadeOutAndDisappear
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Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEOs.
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Turning up the heat on accountability, one wildfire at a time 🔥🌡️ #ExxonInferno #BPBlaze
I still can’t believe school used to start at 7 a.m. and I actually showed up.
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Who knew my teenage superpower was waking up before sunrise just for math class? 😴☕📚
Y’all seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man.
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"Time to question the man-u-script! 🤔😂"
Having a job is lowkey a great way to stay hydrated, ’cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun.
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Turning water into fun since hiring day! 💦😄 #StayHydrated
Peak adulthood is when you start using the phrase ‘they done lost their damn mind’ regarding prices at the grocery store.
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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
Starting a new life today, bye.
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Guess I'll just pack up my collection of stress and anxiety for the move! 🚪🏃♀️💼😅
Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.
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When I rush in the morning, even my coffee needs coffee! ☕️😂