202 funny start quotes - Wordgag

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

May 30, 2026

Starting a new life today, bye.

May 30, 2026

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

May 30, 2026

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

May 30, 2026

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

May 30, 2026

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

May 30, 2026

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

May 30, 2026

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

May 30, 2026

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

May 30, 2026

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

May 30, 2026

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

May 30, 2026

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

May 30, 2026

Can we start dropping pianos on people again?

May 29, 2026

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

May 29, 2026

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

May 29, 2026

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

May 29, 2026

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

May 29, 2026

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

May 29, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

May 29, 2026

If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

May 29, 2026

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

May 29, 2026

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

May 29, 2026

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

May 29, 2026

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

May 29, 2026

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

May 29, 2026

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

May 29, 2026

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

May 29, 2026

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

May 29, 2026

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

May 29, 2026

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

May 28, 2026

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

May 28, 2026

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

May 28, 2026

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

May 28, 2026

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

May 28, 2026

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

May 28, 2026

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

May 28, 2026

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

May 28, 2026

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

May 28, 2026

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

May 28, 2026

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

May 28, 2026