My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Posted onOct 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am the human version of tangled headphones. Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness. My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.