I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, just a casual $3,000 an hour gig, no biggie 🤑 Maybe we can even throw in a unicorn as the office pet 🦄 Who needs wild dreams when you can aim for that kind of reasonable job, right? 😂”

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