I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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“Who needs enemies when you can have a room full of mirrors reflecting your competition, right? 😂🙈 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #Winning”

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