I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

May 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Humorous text about pretending to be divorced to avoid questions about singleness.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marriage certificate when you've got divorce experience? It's all about that perfect balance of commitment and independence 😅💔 #RelationshipStatusExpert"

Tags: divorce, humor, i, marriage, married, me, never, people, pressure, relationship, self-perception, single, social, social pressure, something, tell, think, wrong

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