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  • I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
  • Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
  • Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.
  • I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.
  • When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
  • Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.