I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.