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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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Breaking via Messenger:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Live now on Facebook:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Live now on X:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Just landed via Discord:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Making waves on X:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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115 Funny cat quotes

Funny cat quotes perfectly capture the quirky and charming antics of our feline friends! 🐱😂 From their mischievous behavior to their adorable quirks, these quotes will make you smile and laugh at the delightful world of cats. Embrace the humor and joy of having a cat in your life! 😄🐾

New funny cat quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Commentary:
When your cat's meow turns into a TED Talk 😸🎤✨
6 days ago
Share →: You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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When your cat has achieved boss-level status, but you haven't 😂🐱👑
7 days ago
Share →: With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Commentary:
Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆‍♂️✨
7 days ago
Share →: My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Commentary:
Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
1 week ago
Share →: My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Commentary:
Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
1 week ago
Share →: Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
1 week ago
Share →: Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Commentary:
Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
1 week ago
Share →: Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Commentary:
Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃‍♂️🐈‍⬛😹
1 week ago
Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
1 week ago
Share →: Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Commentary:
"BRB, testing if my cat is a certified spa treatment! 😹🧖‍♀️🐱 #FurRealRelaxation"

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Going viral on Telegram:

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Spotted on Messenger:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Spotted on Slack:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Live now on Facebook:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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