Funny cat quotes

Funny cat quotes perfectly capture the quirky and charming antics of our feline friends! 🐱😂 From their mischievous behavior to their adorable quirks, these quotes will make you smile and laugh at the delightful world of cats. Embrace the humor and joy of having a cat in your life! 😄🐾

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Funny Quotes September 11, 2024

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Funny Quotes September 6, 2024

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Funny Quotes September 5, 2024

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Funny Quotes September 4, 2024

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Funny Quotes August 31, 2024

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Funny Quotes August 30, 2024

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Funny Quotes August 30, 2024

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Funny Quotes August 27, 2024

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Funny Quotes August 26, 2024

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Funny Quotes August 23, 2024

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Funny Quotes August 20, 2024

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Funny Quotes August 14, 2024

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024