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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, earlier, early, fate, half, hour, humor, irony, matter, morning, time on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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