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38 shares on Reddit this month:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

14 shares on X this month:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Just shared via Facebook:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Breaking via YouTube:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Spotted on YouTube:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Making waves on Slack:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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