If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Commentary:
Why indeed! 🐛💤 Maybe we just need to take more naps and trust the process. Who knows, you might wake up as a beautiful butterfly too! 🦋✨ #NapGoals

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