Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let’s be real, they’ve been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹”

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