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  • If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?
  • Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”
  • They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
  • If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
  • *Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?
  • You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.