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  • Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

    Commentary:
    “LOL, around here, our WiFi password is ‘Faith4Life’! 📶🙏🤣”

  • Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals”

  • Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It’s like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife”

  • I believe in annoyed at first sight.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn’t met someone and immediately thought ‘Yep, you’re going to irk me?’ 😂 It’s almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦‍♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals”

  • I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

    Commentary:
    Well, technically you’re only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there’s a cop nearby, right? Or at least that’s what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver’s license!

  • I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a church when you’ve got a magician in the house? I wouldn’t mind a taste of that ‘holy’ water myself!”

  • TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like whoever said that quote must have been sorely disappointed when they realized that grave digging doesn’t come with commercial breaks or a laugh track! TV really does have a way of making everything look so effortless, doesn’t it? Remember, always take TV portrayals with a grain of salt – especially when it comes to unconventional career choices!

  • People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you’ve got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

  • The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm”

  • Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty ‘pharaohtastic’ eternity! 😂”

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