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Brains in the mail! 🤔📬 #FairTradeThoughts
49 Funny belief quotes
“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”
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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.
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Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! 🏦👀🤣
What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.
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This explains why the kids keep dropping hints that Santa needs a GPS upgrade! 🎅🗺️😄
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄
December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
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I always knew Santa had a side gig as a life coach! 🎅🔧✨
I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.
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Who needs logic when you've got cookies and presents? 🎅🍪🎁
Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.
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Wow, maybe my appendix is just waiting for the right moment to finally reveal its plans for world domination! 🤔😄🦸♂️
Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.
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Forever the magic-believing weirdo and proud of it! ✨🧙♂️🤪
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
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"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"