33 Funny belief quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

  Commentary:
  "Probably not, they can't handle all this earthly awesomeness! 👽✨😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of words – who knew a paragraph had the magic touch to improve relationships? 📜✨ Maybe I should start sending essays to get that VIP treatment! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I believe in annoyed at first sight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦‍♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

  Commentary:
  Well, technically you're only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there's a cop nearby, right? Or at least that's what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver's license!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like whoever said that quote must have been sorely disappointed when they realized that grave digging doesn't come with commercial breaks or a laugh track! TV really does have a way of making everything look so effortless, doesn't it? Remember, always take TV portrayals with a grain of salt – especially when it comes to unconventional career choices!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

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