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Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
95 Funny believe quotes
I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.
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Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.
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Trying to be a cartoon cake thief IRL? That's a recipe for disaster! 🎂🪚🤣
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.
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Libraries: the OG internet where whispering was the only search engine! 📚🤫😄
Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.
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Guess my drumming wasn't a soundproof success story after all! 🥁😴🔔
What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.
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This explains why the kids keep dropping hints that Santa needs a GPS upgrade! 🎅🗺️😄
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄
I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.
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Trying to keep a straight face every time I hear it… but they should've considered naming it "StopDaddy" 😂🤔
Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.
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Learning the hard way that wrestling storylines aren’t family trees! 🎅🤼♂️👨👦