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Who knew Homer was just writing the first culinary critique—those guys really went whole hog on bad decisions! 🐷🍽️😅
98 Funny believe quotes
I still can’t believe school used to start at 7 a.m. and I actually showed up.
Commentary:
Who knew my teenage superpower was waking up before sunrise just for math class? 😴☕📚
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in air conditioning at first blast.
Commentary:
CC: Air conditioning just asked me out, and I said yes 🥶❤️🌬️
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
Commentary:
Elevator button: more effective than a personal trainer for finger workouts! 🚪🏋️♂️🔘
I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.
Commentary:
Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.
Commentary:
Trying to be a cartoon cake thief IRL? That's a recipe for disaster! 🎂🪚🤣
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
Commentary:
Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.
Commentary:
Libraries: the OG internet where whispering was the only search engine! 📚🤫😄
Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.
Commentary:
Guess my drumming wasn't a soundproof success story after all! 🥁😴🔔
What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.
Commentary:
This explains why the kids keep dropping hints that Santa needs a GPS upgrade! 🎅🗺️😄