Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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"Insomniacs who embrace the darkness might have nighty-night problems, but dealing with pitch blackness ain't one! 🌙😴 #SleepingUnderTheStars"

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