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When you’re just trying to walk down the street, but Messi suddenly appears, ready to take the shot 😂⚽🚶♂️
23 Funny afraid quotes
I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.
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Well, let's hope AI takes its time debugging us before hitting the delete key! 🤖✨🙃
A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.
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When a circle needs a therapist but just ends up going in circles! 🌀😂
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
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Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.
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When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods 😅🤝🛍️ #BraveHearts
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.
Commentary:
Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.
Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?
Commentary:
"Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"
Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!"