Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Commentary:
Looks like the Roomba has taken its vacuuming duties to a whole new level – upgrading to security detail while you were away! 🤖🔒 Guess the Roomba is all about keeping your home clean and secure. Just make sure it doesn’t start demanding a paycheck next! 😂 #RoombaBossMode

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