At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?