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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged checking, forgetfulness, forgot, holiday, humor, leaving, list, making, milk, shopping, still, store, twice on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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