Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Commentary:
"Well, that would definitely make customer service a lot more interesting! πŸ˜‚ Imagine walking into a store not knowing if today is the day you'll get bopped on the head for being a difficult shopper. πŸ›’πŸ’’ Just another reason to be extra nice to retail staff! 🀣 #CustomerServiceGoals"