I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Commentary:
“Looks like the internet is the great equalizer, where even the best of us can’t resist going full Kanye mode 🤪📱 #OnlineStruggles”

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