Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
- The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!
- I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.
- Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.
- People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.