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  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
  • If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
  • You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
  • I be like, β€œWho’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
  • Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.
  • Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.