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I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥
35 Funny white quotes
Never did learn what the knights in white sat in.
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Sounds like those knights missed the memo on sitting arrangements.
Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.
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Who knew my laundry day outfit was actually fashion-forward? 😎👖👕
White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.
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Nothing says holiday cheer like a room full of people pretending a broken lamp is the Holy Grail 🏺🎁😂
Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.
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Why pay for a sleep app when tinnitus provides a never-ending playlist? 🎵🔔😴
Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.
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When your white tee gets its first stain, it qualifies for catastrophic insurance 😂👕💔
White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’
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When "buddy" hits you harder than any official title ever could 🤣👌#FriendZoneBurn
I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.
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Who knew that white noise isn't code for a country music concert? 😴🎸🚜
Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.
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Looks like Snow White needs a bigger cottage for this chaos crew! 🏡😅❄️
Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.
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😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺