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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.
Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.
Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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1 month ago
Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Commentary:
"Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
1 month ago
Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Commentary:
"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"
2 months ago
Share →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Commentary:
"White Lotus: where vacationing teaches you the valuable lesson that taking time off from work may lead to unexpected existential crises and shocking revelations! 🌴🛋️💼 #WorkLifeBalance"
3 months ago
Share →: If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
5 months ago
Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Commentary:
🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"
5 months ago
Share →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Commentary:
Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove
5 months ago
Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
5 months ago
Share →: If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Commentary:
"If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t catch me falling for some basic apple trick! 🍎🙅‍♀️ I'd need a taco 🌮 on the line for that poison to even tempt me! Bring on the guac-induced slumber! 💤😂"
5 months ago
Share →: You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁‍♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"