I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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“Who needs an invisibility cloak when you’ve got awesomeness to conceal? 😎💫 Don’t worry, I’m just sparing you from being blinded by my shine! ✨ #HumbleBrag”

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