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  • Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

    Commentary:
    “Don’t worry, angel, I’ll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!”

  • Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

    Commentary:
    “When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease”

  • Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

    Commentary:
    “When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂”

  • I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

    Commentary:
    “Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge”

  • “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

    Commentary:
    Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️

  • Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

    Commentary:
    When in doubt, bring the gold medals from elementary school—nobody can top that level of dominance! 🏆😎🎉

  • Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

    Commentary:
    “True, they’re like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞”

  • I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

    Commentary:
    “Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨”

  • The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

    Commentary:
    “When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂”

  • Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

    Commentary:
    “When she’s giving you all the signs but still sends you straight to voicemail! 📞😂 #SkillfulSwerve”

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