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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
308 Funny self-deprecation quotes
My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.
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When your therapist said go for a walk, they didn’t mean through a live-action horror movie set 😂🏚️🌳
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.
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That's one way to twist your way to the top of the bad posture league! 🥨🪑😅
Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.
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Looks like even the mold thinks I’m a fungi! 🍄😂
Not participating in humiliation rituals, such as job interviews or modern dating.
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Sounds like a solid plan to preserve your sanity and dignity!
My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Sounds like a cult classic in the making! 🍿🎬😂
Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!
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Another round of cookies, please! It's what Santa would want! 🍪🎅🎄
Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.
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Back from a social media cleanse and ready to spice up the chaos 🌪️😜✨