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  • Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

    Commentary:
    “Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations”

  • I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

    Commentary:
    “Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they’re on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄”

  • Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

    Commentary:
    😂 “Looks like your crazy hasn’t aged a day! 🙃🌀 #TimelessChaos”

  • I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

    Commentary:
    “Sure, I’ll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂”

  • Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

    Commentary:
    “Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹”

  • Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored”

  • If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

    Commentary:
    “Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!” 😂💡

  • Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed”

  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

    Commentary:
    “Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove”

  • Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

    Commentary:
    “Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated”

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