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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Spotted on X:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Funny back quotes 😂👌 are like the perfect spice to your life’s narrative, adding just the right amount of sass and humor to your day. Whether they’re gracing the back of a t-shirt or popping up in your social media feed, these gems of wit remind us to laugh at life’s absurdities. They sneak up on you like a surprise tickle, leaving you with a grin that says, “I see what you did there!” So, next time you’re on the lookout for a chuckle, remember to check behind you—your next laugh might just be a backward glance away! 😄

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Share →: Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶‍♂️🤨✨
2 days ago
Share →: Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can have cereal marathons and animated adventures? 😂📺🎉
6 days ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
6 days ago
Share →: Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
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Share →: There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬
7 days ago
Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻
1 week ago
Share →: If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨
1 week ago
Share →: My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
1 week ago
Share →: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫
1 week ago
Share →: Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆‍♂️

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Just landed via Instagram:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Freshly posted on X:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Just shared via TikTok:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Just landed via Slack:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Just landed via Threads:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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