Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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"Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"

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