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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Going viral on Messenger:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Just landed via Reddit:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Making waves on Messenger:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Live now on Telegram:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Spotted on Instagram:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Reported on Reddit:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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51 Funny tech quotes

Funny tech quotes 🤖💻 are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, tickling our funny bones while making us nod in agreement. Whether it’s poking fun at our gadget obsessions or highlighting the quirks of digital life, these quips add a splash of humor to the tech world. Ready to LOL 😂 at the intersection of humor and technology? Let’s dive into the world of lighthearted tech twists that make geeks and non-geeks alike chuckle!

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3 days ago
Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Commentary:
Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
5 days ago
Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Commentary:
Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️
5 days ago
Share →: Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Commentary:
Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
5 days ago
Share →: When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Commentary:
That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃
6 days ago
Share →: My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Commentary:
Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆
7 days ago
Share →: Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Commentary:
Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
1 week ago
Share →: If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Commentary:
"🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"
1 week ago
Share →: I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Commentary:
"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Commentary:
"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Commentary:
"With you, I'm HTTPS-ecure; without you, I'm HTTP-roblematical! 😂🔐📶"

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Going viral on WeChat:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Going viral on Twitch:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Making waves on Discord:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Spotted on Slack:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Just landed via Slack:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Spotted on YouTube:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Reported on Pinterest:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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