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Sounds like a high-latency relationship! 😂💻❤️
63 Funny tech quotes
Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?
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Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings!
One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.
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When the "idea guys" meet the "reality check" emoji committee 😂💡➡️🤔
If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.
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When the bugs get too wild, go back to foraging for the non-digital kind! 🐛🔧🌿
Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?
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Is it because they’re full of… wisdom? 😂🍑🔮
Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.
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When your favorite novel is the 10-page pitch deck! 📊📚😅
Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?
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Guess we should start rooting for those Cloudflare blips — our surprise digital superheroes! 😂🔌🌩️
Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.
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Looks like there's finally a bug that everyone agrees is a feature! 😂👩💻✨
Let me help you turn that software into hardware.
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Turning software into hardware—sounds like a magician's trick with a computer! 🧙♂️💻🔨
I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.
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Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶