Commentary:
Is it because they’re full of… wisdom? 😂🍑🔮
16 Funny tech humor quotes
I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.
Commentary:
Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃
If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.
Commentary:
"🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"
I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.
Commentary:
"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller"
A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.
Commentary:
"Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷♂️📺🔊"
“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?
Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.
Commentary:
"When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"
I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.
Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️