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Sure, I'll order a large imaginary pepperoni pizza with extra cheese… No calories, all dopamine! 🍕😁
25 Funny website quotes
The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.
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Guest checkout: the superhero of shopping! 🦸♂️🛒 No passwords, no problems! 🎉✨
The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.
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Ah, the classic social media paradox: more fame, more stress, and more need for caffeine! ☕📱😅
There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.
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Website designers who disable copy-paste in password fields must be sitting on lava thrones, sipping hot sauce smoothies 😂🔥🔑
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.
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Sounds like a network where the only boss is your couch! 🛋️😂
I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.
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"Trying to escape the internet like 🏃♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"
Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!
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"Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"
I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
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"Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"
Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
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🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"