I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
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"Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife"

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