Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, it's cheaper to buy a new set of bones than to fix a broken heart! 💔💪 Breakups just got a whole lot more practical! #BoneStrong" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk. My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture. I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
