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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's cheaper to buy a new set of bones than to fix a broken heart! 💔💪 Breakups just got a whole lot more practical! #BoneStrong"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anatomy, bones, break, heart, humor, love, pain, relationship on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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