Commentary:
When you let autocorrect write your karaoke lyrics 😂🎤👶
13 Funny tooth quotes
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
Commentary:
When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.
Commentary:
So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷
The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.
Commentary:
Looks like even the universe couldn't resist throwing in some buggy DLC! 🤷♂️🦷✨
Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”
Commentary:
"Who knew the Tooth Fairy was such a clever entrepreneur, outsourcing those tooth-collecting duties like a true boss 💼✨ Parental tooth-fairy assistants, reporting for duty! 💁♂️💁♀️ #ToothFairyInc"
I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.
Commentary:
"Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉"
I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
Commentary:
"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"
Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”
Commentary:
"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"
The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"