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Just sent an email and now I'm ready for a nap and a trophy 🏆😴✉️
90 Funny break quotes
I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.
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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️
Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.
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Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! 😂📰✨
Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.
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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
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"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
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Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
Coffee is better when you have no work.
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When your coffee tastes like a vacation and your desk is just a decoration 🏖️☕🤣
One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.
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Trying to find the off switch…it's like playing hide and seek with a ninja! 🧠🤔😂
I need a day off from myself.
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When I figure out how to call in sick to being me, I'll let you know! 🙃🤔😴
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣