Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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“Life’s real test of toughness isn’t facing the mob, it’s finding where they hid the avocados now 🥑🕵️‍♂️ #GangsterGroceryStruggles”

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