Commentary:
Channeling my inner vampire: sleeping all day, social butterfly by moonlight 🌙🦇🍷
Funny golden quotes
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
Commentary:
Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.
Commentary:
Looks like I'll have to pay for street smarts now 🤓💸 #NerdTax 🧠💡
The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.
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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"