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Sounds like a VIP shopping experience without the crowds—early bird gets the peace and quiet! 🐣🥐🛒
84 Funny grocery quotes
Peak adulthood is when you start using the phrase ‘they done lost their damn mind’ regarding prices at the grocery store.
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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
They should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness.
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Imagine navigating aisles without the cart traffic jams… someone's finally cracked the code of supermarket Tetris! 🛒🤹♂️😆
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴
In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.
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Imagining vanilla beans enjoying the show as they throw shade from the organic aisle 😂🍦👻
At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.
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Booing at grocery prices like I'm the world's unhappiest sports fan! 🛒😂📣
Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.
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Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.
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When you’re the grocery store's equivalent of a haunted shopping cart 🛒👻 just floating through the aisles waiting for snack approval! 🍫🍿
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.
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Relatable vibes: It's like we're part of a secret battle royale but for avocados and toilet paper 🥑🧻😄