Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Commentary:
“Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever sunk your teeth into a warm, buttery slice of garlic bread? 🤤 Now, that’s true satisfaction right there! Who needs romantic shenanigans when you have carbs this delicious to fuel your soul? 🍞😆”

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